Ugh. This is going to be a Fat Rant. Feel free to look away.

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holycowomgitsjenn asked: Hi. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ That's all. :-) *runs away giggling*

I LOVE YOU. That is all. Except that you’re super-cute when you giggle. :)

lookin-good-fabray:

the-gays-of-our-lives:

fuchsiamae:

congratulationsyoureacunt:

Reblog if you ever stuck your fingers in the ends and ended up a lesbian

^^ This ahaahahhahah

There were only two ways to play with these: shake them as if giving a handjob or stick your fingers in them. I did both. I’m pansexual now.

Huh.

I liked the feeling when I stuck my fingers in the ends. I’m a lesbian, surprisingly!

…

Same - I handjobbed them & fingerfucked them, & I’m bi. Oops?

(via homorobotica)

(Source: siriused, via imelmooy)

Glee AU - Spuck/Kum/Puckurt/Kurtbastian: In which Puck and Sam have a lover’s quarrel, all the boys want Kurt, and Will wonders why he ever became a teacher.

I need someone to write a long, detailed fic with this plot. STAT.

(via dangerouslyunhipteddy)

Painfully Serious Crush accepted my FB friend request. *swoon*

Also, I think I’m gonna get to hang out with him next weekend. I CAN’T EVEN. Please be praying that I don’t make an ass of myself. :)

He’s so freakin’ cute. Totally my ideal man. AWESOME beard, sparkly blue eyes w/ dark hair, big and tall and a little chubby. *swoon part deux* Plus I really think we’ll get along if he gives me a chance. That’s the peril (one of them) of being fat - sometimes guys make a snap judgement and that’s that. Which, if he does, then he’s not worthy anyway. So hopefully he’ll give me a chance and get to know me better, and once he does, I’m sure I can hook him with my giant brain, excellent personality, and easy morals. HERE’S HOPING.

*freaks out and dies*

“You’re a straight female, why would you ever be interested in two guys together?”

thefirstmrshummel:

deanwinchasster:

I often explain it like this.

As a straight woman, I like penis.  A LOT.  The more penis, the better.

Two men together = two penises.  It’s more penis than I’ll ever get in a het pairing.  Give me a gay male threesome or foursome?  EVEN MORE PENIS SERIOUSLY LIKE KEEP THEM COMING

Needs Willy Wonka. But yeah, there might be some deep-seated psychological reason that my therapist hasn’t unearthed yet, but I think it pretty much boils down to more hot men = better. :D

(Source: heathyr)

Type the first letter of your URL into your tag box. The last tag to come up will be your final words.

clairekay:

captaincavegirl:

homorobotica:

getyourpokeon:

jennhoney:

boscothemigh:

wondygirl:

thedailyrachel:

schitzophrenicrainbows:

madnessistheexcuse:

toomuchthinkin:

#god bless

#this was some weird ass interview

#makes sense now don’t it?

#So long as the kid takes the mask off for dinner

#These things always have awkward endings don’t they?

#WTF

burning truck

Joss Whedon

guilty as charged

hi bby

can i just second all of this?

cam is so wise ^^^ LOLOL this is awesome considering I reblogged it from Cam :DDD

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *flappy hands*

(Source: dahlek)

If you read my stuff and come to my house needing a drink, you’ll know where to get a glass from

thefirstmrshummel:

whenindoubtapplymoreglitter:

thefirstmrshummel:

captaincavegirl:

thefirstmrshummel:

In my fanfiction, the glasses are always located in a cupboard to the left of the sink.

My glasses at home are in the cabinet to the left of the sink. I feel ~connected to you now. :)

ITS LIKE WE ARE ONE MY DARLING

Our glasses are on the right of the sink. Our triad is over.

Well that’s it, I’m going to have to start storing them on both sides of the sink.

COMPROMISE MAKES FOR A HAPPY THREESOME

DID SOMEONE SAY THREESOME? I’ll put my glasses wherever I need to in order for that to happen.

Have some young Robert Downey Jr. in One Night Stand — where a 32-year-old RDJ can pass up for a freaking teenager.

I’m 33 and I can pass for… like 29.

*sigh*

(Source: shemelted, via homorobotica)